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Antonia Matar is a mountain climbing instructor at the American University of Dubai. In parallel, she is a globally recognized guru in active listening, and the least contagious sick person to ever walk this planet. She is best known for her trumpian hand gestures, her Tinder fame, and her inspirational quotes. In her previous life, Antonia was a peacock. To her Tinder dates, she is known as Tony. BiographyUnbeknownst to Antonia, her birth was the outcome of the "miracle of life". This miracle will not be detailed here because Antonia is yet to be briefed on what it entails. Despite a casi-human form, Antonia was raised by a loving family of peacocks on the wild forests of Mount Lebanon, who fed her, loved her, and gave her constant and consistent attention. This unconventional childhood determined Antonia's food tastes for the rest of her life. Indeed, Antonia has both a particular fondness for bland salads as well as fatty meals to compensate for years of a seed and plant diet. Many also speculate that this family history is behind her high maintenance nature and constant search for motherly figures to replace her deceased peacock mother Doris. Doris was the queen of the jungle. Growing up in royalty had a deep impact on her psyche, instilling a deep megalomania in her mind. After graduating from Magic School, Antonia considered running for president of the United States to follow in the footsteps of her icon Nancy Pelosi (Antonia is the founder of the Nancy Pelosi Appreciation Society of Lebanon and tattooed Nancy Pelosi's face on her back). However, a separate calling drove her to join AUD as a mountain climber, and it is during that time that she started gaining fame for her inspirational quotes. Another claim to fame was her resemblance to PePe the frog. Antonia is now the evening confident of the most VIP figures of the world. Her clients include Cher and Kim Jong Un. Some argue her success is not linked to her exceptional listening abilities but to hypnotizing gestures mastered by Antonia, enabling her to charm even the driest hearts. Antonia currently resides in 5 star hotels, with a preference for Four Seasons. Interviews with hotel staff revealed Antonia to be charming guest, whose only diva request would be to tucked in every night with a kiss on the forehead. Antonia's love life is a mystery but anonymous sources report Antonia's activity on Tinder. Tinder published Antonia's profile as the #1 female profile in Abu Dhabi per number of matches. Famous QuotesAntonia has said so many inspirational quotes in her lifetime that it is hard to summarize them on such a page. However, an encyclopedist can try. Famous Antonia quotes include, but are not limited to: "I have a love hate relationship with eggs" "If something looks fishy, it probably is" "Mona is a very motherly figure"
Antonia is currently co-writing a book with Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama. The book will be a transcript of Antonia, Oprah and Michelles' conversations on their life-long learnings. ReferencesAntonia Matar |
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