“Draft:Ben Kissel”的意思、由来-开放百科全书

Ben Kissel is a co-host of the Webby Award winning horror/true crime podcast "Last Podcast on the Left", with Marcus Parks and Henry Zebrowski. Ben Kissel is known for his work as a correspondant for Fox News, CNN and HLN. Kissel is also known for running for Brooklyn Borough President in 2016 on the Reform Party ticket. After finding nothing but trouble in the political world, Kissel asserts that he will be running for office again.^[1] Kissel also co-host's "Abe Lincoln's Top Hat", a politics/news podcast produced by the Last Podcast Network.

Ben Kissel is also known for his towering height. Science has not been able to measure the exact dimensions of Mr. Kissel, but it is likely that he rises to between 6.5 and 7 feet tall. Ancient Alien theorists say that he may have been the God refered to by the Mayans as "Xluguphatalpaxon".

Ben Kissel is also known for being from Wisconsin. He is probably the most "from Wisconsin" host of the three hosts on "Last Podcast on the Left".

Ben Kissel is also famous for his strangely secret love of Bud Light Lime. Mr. Kissel has denied a secret consuming love for Bud Light Lime, claiming that any photographic evidence is "fake news". Further, he has claimed that any such evidence showing him to be enjoying Bud Light Lime are the work of Henry Zebrowski. Mr. Kissel also denies secret shipments of Bud Light Lime are sent to a neighboring apartment addressed to one "Fen Fissel".

Unfortunately for Mr. Kissel, and for Wisconsin as a whole, he may be unable to renter the state. His Wisconsin residence has been revoked because he has not endorsed Miller Chill^[2], A Chelada-style light lager beeer with a hint of lime and salt added.

References

1. ^{{Cite web|url=http://benkissel.com/|title=BEN KISSEL|website=BEN KISSEL|language=en-US|access-date=2018-09-06}}
2. ^{{Cite web|url=https://www.totalwine.com/beer/specialty-styles/fruit-beer/miller-chill/p/32869126?s=303|title=Miller Chill|website=Total Wine & More|language=en-US|access-date=2018-09-21}}