| 词条 | Draft:Joey Hubbard |
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Joey Hubbard was put on this earth in 1994. A child of the the four elements (fire, earth, wind, and water) from a young age this maverick was destined for greatness. By the age of 5, Joey had completed his doctorate in self studies at Joe University. After this road map was reached, he hit a fork in the road, a fork of destiny. After finishing his dinner with the fork in question, he proceeded to get drafted by the New England Patriots as both the coach and quarterback. After winning 8 super bowls and 6 mvp titles, Joey retired at age 13. Following in the steps of his forefathers, Joey began to build his own business, that sold Joey merchandise. The startup exploded! By age 20, Joey line products were carried in all countries of the world, and he had become a zillionare. By 23 Joey sold the business and began a new chapter in his life. As both the most handsome man in the world and the most intelligent, he knew he could never be wrong. Thus, he wanted to be the change the world needed. The world called on this mythic man as gotham calls on batman, WE NEED JOEY! Changing the world had always been a dream of this god of a man, so he began to take steps in that direction. After buying the UN, Joey ran as the only Canadian ever to run in an American election. After defeating Trump in the interim elections, he was crowned president and overlord of all the world. To this day he still continues to crush coal in his hands to make diamonds, jumps over 30 feet in the air, and makes the world envious of his awesomeness. In Joey we trust!{{AFC submission|t||ts=20190211071408|u=Jhubbs3|ns=118|demo=}} References |
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