| 词条 | Draft:Nunoism |
| 释义 | Nunoism is a religion dating back to 2018 formed in Pisa. In scripture it is said that the Most Holy Lord Nuno spoke to his gathered disciples and explained the mysteries of the afterlife. Comparable to Christianity, the religion centres on the teachings by Nuno who is the one sole god. In this first meeting of Nunoism, Lord Nuno proclaimed the futures of those sat around him. He gave the role his private secretary to St Katherine of Dublin, who would handle the matters of prayers which would arrive in the form of emails from his followers. To St Pablo of Madrid he tasked the role of the inquisition, punishing those who refused to accept the teachings of Nuno, notably the rule of beer where if you refuse to drink the sacred pint during mass, you must drink two instead. He chose St Cameron of Cardiff to spread his message and later, in death, to guard heaven and judge those who seek entry, similar to St Peter in Christianity. With these positions arranged, he entrusted his disciples with The Truth. He spoke of the horrors that await those who do not drink in his honour, the sexual torment in Hell and the numerous enforced falacio. The basic rules of Nunoism are as such: The 1000 pint challenge : you must drink 1000pints to enter heaven |
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