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词条 Draft:Onesquethaw pancake kings
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Onesquethaw.

Some think of this group of gods as a fire department. Some like to think of them as emergency first response.

But! There’s a little known fact about this agency, that should be known nationwide.

Kings. Of. Breakfast.

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Ever woken up from a hangover on a specific weekend a couple times a year and really just need some warm greasy delight? This is the place for you.

You won’t find a better pancake in all the land. Their fluffy sweetness can only be matched by the clouds of heaven. And you won’t get a more perfect circle out of the finest protractor.

And the bacon? Fugeddaboutit! It’s like they took the prized pig of Jesus himself, hacked off a slab of back meat, and had it hand-delivered it to your plate via the angel of Abraham Lincoln himself.

Not only will you not leave hungry, but you’ll never want to even think about Denny’s or IHOP again in all your life, as long as they don’t have to stop cooking for a call at granny mcnubbins house when she falls down and can’t get up.

So swing on by! And make sure you get the honor to taste some of the breakfast foods that have made them world famous!

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