| 词条 | Draft:The Pan Earth |
| 释义 | The Earth is in the shape of a frying pan. This can be explained by many factors, for one water wouldn't fall off because there are sides to keep it on. The core is actually just the fire under the earth. This fire will stay on meaning that the earth will continue to get hotter without chance to cool down, hence global warming. The sun is actually a spark that flies up and over the earth. The moon is in fact Chef Boyardee's hand making the OK symbol. Volcanoes are actually bubbles from the boiling water because of the fire. Earth quakes can be described as when Chef Boyardee moves the pan to "sizzle" it. Stars are actually just salt. The different seasons are actually just the pan being moved moved slightly (not "sizzled") to get hotter or colder parts of the fire under certain areas. This is why the earth is neither round nor flat, but in the shape of a frying pan. |
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