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List of The Joey Bishop Show episodes

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Series overview
Episodes
Season 1 (1961–62) Season 2 (1962–63) Season 3 (1963–64) Season 4 (1964–65)
External links

This is a list of episodes for the television sitcom The Joey Bishop Show, which was broadcast on NBC for three seasons and then moved to CBS for its fourth and final season.

Series overview

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Episodes

Season 1 (1961–62)

Most of season 1 episodes were broadcast in black-and-white.

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| Title = On the Spot
| DirectedBy = David Lowell Rich
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Marvin Marx,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|9|20}}
| ShortSummary = Joey is fired, While complaining to his brother-in-law at the local diner, he is recorded and the show will be broadcast the next evening. This is Joey's chance to tell his boss off. Later in the day Joey learns his boss is giving him his job back as the boss gave him wrong instructions to begin with.
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| EpisodeNumber = 2
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Joey Meets Jack Paar
| DirectedBy = David Lowell Rich
| WrittenBy = Ray Singer,
Dick Chevillat
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|9|27}}
| ShortSummary = Joey tries to get a trained chimp on The Tonight Show with Jack Paar.
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| EpisodeNumber = 3
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = A Windfall for Mom
| DirectedBy =
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|10|4}}
| ShortSummary = Facing financial crisis, Joey's mother gets a job in a supermarket.
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| EpisodeNumber = 4
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = This Is Your Life
| DirectedBy =
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|10|11}}
| ShortSummary = Willoughby assigns Joey the task of getting Danny Williams to L.A. for an appearance on THIS IS YOUR LIFE - without Danny knowing about it. What sounds impossible suddenly becomes probable when Danny thinks Joey is having an affair with Kathy. He'll follow Joey to the ends of the earth for the chance to kill him.
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| EpisodeNumber = 5
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = The Contest Winner
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|10|18}}
| ShortSummary = Frank wins a slogan contest for a biscuit company, but the firm where Joey just got him a job is an affiliate, making Frank ineligible for the prize money. No problem. Determined to get the prize anyway, Frank concocts another of his crazy schemes and draws Joey and his guilty conscience right into the middle of it.
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| EpisodeNumber = 6
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = The Bachelor
| DirectedBy = John Rich
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|10|25}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and his client, Connie Bowers, are caught in the rain so he takes her home. She discovers that Joey lives with his mother, and brother, and sister. Then Joey's brother-in-law offers to drive Miss Bowers home. Joey has the opportunity to use an apartment while he pet-sits for the owner. The stereo can run non-stop for 72 hours.
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| EpisodeNumber = 7
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Help Wanted
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|10|29}}
| ShortSummary = Joey's brother-in-law Frank is unemployed again, and with a little pressure from the family, Joey asks Mr. Willoughby to give him a job at the public relations firm. Starting at the bottom means nothing to Frank, who manages to convince the firm's top comedian client that he should give up comedy and turn to Shakespeare. Now the question is, can Joey find a way to fire Frank before he creates more chaos.
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| EpisodeNumber = 8
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Five Brides For Joey
| DirectedBy = David Lowell Rich
| WrittenBy = Si Rose,
Seaman Jacobs
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|11|1}}
| ShortSummary = Frank and Betty split up over a minor disagreement. Counseling the couple, Joey mentions how he wishes he was married. After the reconciliation, each member of the family sets out to find Joey a prospective bride. (This episode was filmed in color.)
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| EpisodeNumber = 9
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = Back in Your Own Backyard
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| WrittenBy =
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|11|8}}
| ShortSummary = While digging a swimming pool in the Barnes' backyard Frank strikes oil.
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| EpisodeNumber = 10
| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = Charity Begins at Home
| DirectedBy =
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|11|15}}
| ShortSummary = Mrs. Barnes rents to a boarder, unaware that he's running a bookie joint out of his room. Innocently, she involves herself, the family and the Willoughbys in the gambling operation - just in time for a police raid.
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| EpisodeNumber = 11
| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = Ring-A-Ding-Ding
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|11|22}}
| ShortSummary = Joey has to put up with an egotistical movie star who thinks he is a great lover.
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| EpisodeNumber = 12
| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = The Ham in the Family
| DirectedBy =
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|12|6}}
| ShortSummary = After scoring in an amateur talent show, Larry decides to quit med school in favor of a show business career. (This episode was filmed in color.)
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| EpisodeNumber = 13
| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = Follow That Mink
| DirectedBy =
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| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|12|13}}
| ShortSummary = Joey's boss, Mr Willoughby, wants to surprise his wife with a mink stole so he asks Joey to hide it. Joey's mom finds it and thinks it's Joey's birthday gift for her.
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| EpisodeNumber = 14
| EpisodeNumber2 = 14
| Title = Barney, the Bloodhound
| DirectedBy = Frederick de Cordova
| WrittenBy = Elon Packard & Stanley Davis
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1961|12|27}}
| ShortSummary = When Joey signed a dog food client, he agreed to let them use his likeness. Now they're using it - as the dog - and Joey is expected to make personal appearances.
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| EpisodeNumber = 15
| EpisodeNumber2 = 15
| Title = Taming of the Brat
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Si Rose & Seaman Jacobs
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|1|3}}
| ShortSummary =Joey is assigned to look after a demanding child star and his family is less than thrilled. After blasting the late show and playing drums all night Joey's mom has some ideas on how to handle him, but Joey is worried about bad publicity.
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| EpisodeNumber = 16
| EpisodeNumber2 = 16
| Title = Home Sweet Home
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane & Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|1|10}}
| ShortSummary = When Joey receives a promotion and prepares to move to New York City, the family reluctantly agrees to sell the house. But the house sells before Joey loses the job, and the real estate broker refuses to back out of the deal.
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| EpisodeNumber = 17
| EpisodeNumber2 = 17
| Title = A Letter from Stella
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Fred S. Fox & Iz Elinson
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|1|17}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and Larry believe Stella has fallen in love with her dance teacher.
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| EpisodeNumber = 18
| EpisodeNumber2 = 18
| Title = Jury Duty
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Elon Packard & Stanley Davis
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|1|24}}
| ShortSummary = Joey gets a letter summoning him to jury duty, however he does not want to use his vacation time to do it. So he looks for a way out.
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| EpisodeNumber = 19
| EpisodeNumber2 = 19
| Title = The Income Tax Caper
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson & Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|1|31}}
| ShortSummary = Joey receives an audit notice for his 1959 tax return, and discovers that Mom accidentally threw away all of his records. Imagination runs wild in a nightmare, as Joey dreams about the IRS prosecuting him for fraud.
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| EpisodeNumber = 20
| EpisodeNumber2 = 20
| Title = Double Exposure
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|2|7}}
| ShortSummary = Lookalike Joey Barnes is kidnapped when he is mistaken for Joey Bishop. (This episode was filmed in color.)
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| EpisodeNumber = 21
| EpisodeNumber2 = 21
| Title = A Man's Best Friend
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane & Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|2|14}}
| ShortSummary = Larry comes home with a Great Dane which proceeds to eat them out of house and home. Guest appearance by future Beverly Hillbillies costar Nancy Kulp.
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| EpisodeNumber = 22
| EpisodeNumber2 = 22
| Title = Very Warm for Christmas
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Teleplay by
Frank Gill, Jr. &
G. Carleton Brown
Story by
Marvin Marx
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|2|21}}
| ShortSummary = Joey's mom buys Santa and reindeer lawn decorations at an auction and wants to leave them up year-round to remind everyone of the Christmas spirit.
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| EpisodeNumber = 23
| EpisodeNumber2 = 23
| Title = The Big Date
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Fred S. Fox &
Iz Elinson
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|2|28}}
| ShortSummary = Joey stages a contest for a date with a folk singer client. The grandfather of the young woman who wins will not permit it without getting to know the young man first. Joey and the singer stay at the farm pretending the young man comes from a farm in order to be approved for the date.
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| EpisodeNumber = 24
| EpisodeNumber2 = 24
| Title = Joey Hires a Maid
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Si Rose &
Seaman Jacobs
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|3|7}}
| ShortSummary = Joey thinks his mother is working too hard so he hires a maid, but the result is not what Joey expected.
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| EpisodeNumber = 25
| EpisodeNumber2 = 25
| Title = That's Showbiz
| DirectedBy =
| WrittenBy =
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|3|14}}
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| EpisodeNumber = 26
| EpisodeNumber2 = 26
| Title = A Young Man's Fancy
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane &
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|3|21}}
| ShortSummary = The boys compete for their sister's friend, Connie (Dawn Wells), who is already married. Bob Hope makes a cameo appearance in a flashback.
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| EpisodeNumber = 27
| EpisodeNumber2 = 27
| Title = Surprise, Surprise
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson &
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|3|28}}
| ShortSummary = Joey insists he doesn't want a surprise party for his birthday, but nevertheless is heartbroken when it appears there won't be one.
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| EpisodeNumber = 28
| EpisodeNumber2 = 28
| Title = Must the Show Go On?
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Si Rose &
Seaman Jacobs
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|4|11}}
| ShortSummary = Against the wishes of Women's Club President Mrs. Simmons, Mrs. Barnes produces an amateur talent contest as a fundraiser. Getting Joey to direct and M.C. may not be enough to help when an influx of neighborhood amateurs line up for a show that promises to run 7 hours, or more.
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| EpisodeNumber = 29
| EpisodeNumber2 = 29
| Title = Once a Bachelor
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane &
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|4|18}}
| ShortSummary = Joey's jokes about married life at Freddy's bachelor party go too far, and a scared Freddy calls off his wedding to Sally. After Joey's attempt to save the wedding by showing Freddy a happily married couple backfires, he tries to make Freddy jealous by pretending to be interested in Sally.
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| EpisodeNumber = 30
| EpisodeNumber2 = 30
| Title = Route 78
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane &
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|4|25}}
| ShortSummary = The city is putting a highway extension through the Barnes' neighborhood and everyone must move. Joey convinces the neighbors to have their homes moved to new lots, a plan the city approves - as long as they do so within 30 days. But Mom can't make up her mind where she wants to live, and 29 days later the Barnes family finds itself on the deadline with a wrecking crew standing by.
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| EpisodeNumber = 31
| EpisodeNumber2 = 31
| Title = A Show of His Own
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Fred S. Fox &
Iz Elinson
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|5|2}}
| ShortSummary = After receiving an offer to host his own network show, Joey begins to suffer a lack of confidence. Not helping matters is the news that his first guest will be Milton Berle, and Joey dreams that Berle will steal the spotlight and spoil his big opportunity.
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| EpisodeNumber = 32
| EpisodeNumber2 = 32
| Title = The Image
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|5|9}}
| ShortSummary = Joey's agent tries to improve his image by dressing him in formal wear and introducing him to the upper class. Guest appearances by future Beverly Hillbillies costars Donna Douglas and Nancy Kulp.
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Season 2 (1962–63)

All season 2 episodes were broadcast in color.

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| EpisodeNumber = 33
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = The Honeymoon
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|9|15}}
| ShortSummary = Joey gets married. He promises his bride that they will spend their honeymoon at Niagara Falls, but at the last minute Danny Thomas, who gave him his start in show business, asks Joey to substitute for him in his Las Vegas show on his wedding night.
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| EpisodeNumber = 34
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Penguins Three
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Fred Freeman,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|9|22}}
| ShortSummary = Mr. Jillson promises his Penguin Lodge that Joey will perform there on Saturday, but Joey has other plans. Jillson uses his power as Super to try to change Joey's mind.
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| EpisodeNumber = 35
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Three's a Crowd
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|9|29}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie is upset when Freddy keeps crashing in on her and Joey's meals. But, when Freddy crashes Ellie and Joey's three-month wedding anniversary dinner, Ellie becomes upset and tells Joey to get rid of him.
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| EpisodeNumber = 36
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Door-to-Door Salesman
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|10|6}}
| ShortSummary = Joey tries to cure Ellie of her irresistible desire to buy things she doesn't need from every pitchman with a hard-luck story.
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| EpisodeNumber = 37
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = Joey's Replacement
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = Joey is going on vacation for a week, and he is afraid that Johnny Edwards, the unknown comic that the sponsor hired to fill in for him, is so talented that he may permanently take Joey's job.
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| EpisodeNumber = 38
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = The Fashion Show
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|10|20}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie secretly takes a temporary job as a model in a fashion show to earn the money for a 4-month anniversary gift for Joey. Joey notices her changed behavior, and assumes that she is having an affair.
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| EpisodeNumber = 39
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = The Breakup
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|10|27}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and Freddy have an argument over creative differences spurred by Joey's impromptu playing of a mandolin to end his show, which results in Joey firing Freddy as his manager and also ending their friendship.
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| EpisodeNumber = 40
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = A Woman's Place
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|11|3}}
| ShortSummary = After Joey makes some jokes on his show about women in politics, Ellie decides to run for assemblyman and demands equal time on his show. Joey secretly plans to ambush her on the air with questions about the U.S. Constitution, but Ellie finds out about this and prepares herself.
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| EpisodeNumber = 41
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = Baby, It's Cold Inside
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|11|10}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie and Joey reluctantly become hosts to an Eskimo dog that apartment superintendent Jillson won in a jingle contest. But, the dog must have the apartment freezing and Joey complains all the time.
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| EpisodeNumber = 42
| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = Joey Takes a Physical
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|11|17}}
| ShortSummary = Weary of hearing Joey's excuses for neglecting to take his regular medical checkup, Ellie cooks up an elaborate plot to make him think he's sick. When the scheme fails, Freddy brings in old vaudeville star, Max Collins, to hypnotize Joey.
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| EpisodeNumber = 43
| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = Deep in the Heart of Texas
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|11|24}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie seems homesick for Texas and Joey would like to take her there for a visit, but can't get away from his show. Instead, he and Freddy bring Texas to Ellie by putting on a Texas show in their living room.
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| EpisodeNumber = 44
| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = The Honeymoon Is Over
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|12|1}}
| ShortSummary = Joey announces that he plans an evening out with the boys, and Ellie gets the idea that "the wolf wants to howl again." The more Ellie thinks about Joey's night out, the angrier she gets and she plots a retaliation.
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| EpisodeNumber = 45
| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = Chance of a Lifetime
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|12|8}}
| ShortSummary = Joey invests in an unknown, untried boxer's career, based solely on the huge man's impressive display of physical prowess at the local gym.
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| EpisodeNumber = 46
| EpisodeNumber2 = 14
| Title = Joey's Lucky Cuff Links
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Teleplay by
Fred S. Fox &
Iz Elinson
Story by
Fred Freeman &
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|12|15}}
| ShortSummary = On the day that Joey is to perform in a show to honor the governor, he loses the cuff links that he always wears when he performs, and he is afraid to go on stage without them.
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| EpisodeNumber = 47
| EpisodeNumber2 = 15
| Title = Wife vs. Secretary
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|12|22}}
| ShortSummary = Joey has been spending a lot of evenings working at the office with Cindy, his new, very beautiful, secretary. Ellie suspects that Joey is straying. Joey, though innocent, realizes that he has to fire Cindy to keep Ellie from leaving him, but he has no cause. Freddie convinces Joey to feign romantic interest in Cindy to get her to quit.
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| EpisodeNumber = 48
| EpisodeNumber2 = 16
| Title = Kiss and Make Up
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1962|12|29}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie and Joey have never yet had an argument. Ellie's friend Doris tells her that a make-up kiss is the best kind of kiss, so Ellie sets out to cause an argument with Joey so they can make up.
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| EpisodeNumber = 49
| EpisodeNumber2 = 17
| Title = Double Time
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Stan Dreben,
Ralph Goodman
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|1|5}}
| ShortSummary = Joey gives a performance at a prison for its inmates. A prisoner who is an exact look-alike to Joey sees his opportunity to escape and forces Joey to trade places with him. Sheldon Leonard guest stars as an inmate.
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| EpisodeNumber = 50
| EpisodeNumber2 = 18
| Title = Jillson and the Cinnamon Buns
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|1|12}}
| ShortSummary = Mrs. Jillson calls everyone in the apartment house and tells every tenant that Mr. Jillson is on a diet and not to give him any cinnamon buns. Desperate, Jillson goes and buys every cinnamon bun that he can find and hides them in every apartment in the apartment house.
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| EpisodeNumber = 51
| EpisodeNumber2 = 19
| Title = Freddie Goes Highbrow
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Stan Dreben,
Ralph Goodman
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|1|19}}
| ShortSummary = Freddie is acting like a high society gentleman because he's dating a woman who he thinks is a high society lady, but who is actually a model who lives in a one-room flat. He performs a comical one-man opera routine in Joey's living room. This was Guy Marks' last appearance in this series. The character Freddie was never again even mentioned.
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| EpisodeNumber = 52
| EpisodeNumber2 = 20
| Title = Joey Leaves Ellie
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|1|26}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie is jealous after seeing a beautiful female judo expert on the show with Joey, and threatens to go stay with her mother in Texas. Instead, Joey walks out and stays with Larry. Corbett Monica joins the cast as Larry Corbett, which is a new character, replacing Guy Marks as Joey's best friend and second-banana in the series.
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| EpisodeNumber = 53
| EpisodeNumber2 = 21
| Title = Ellie, the Talent Scout
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|2|2}}
| ShortSummary = Joey is annoyed because Ellie keeps bringing people over to audition for his show in their living room, but he changes his mind when she finally hits the jackpot with Mrs. Jillson's nephews, a talented singing quartet.
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| EpisodeNumber = 54
| EpisodeNumber2 = 22
| Title = A Crush on Joey
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Fred Freeman,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|2|16}}
| ShortSummary = To discourage an 8-year-old girl's crush on him, Joey invites her to a rehearsal of his show and acts like a tyrant, firing members of his production staff and brow-beating his performers.
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| EpisodeNumber = 55
| EpisodeNumber2 = 23
| Title = Joey's House Guest
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|2|23}}
| ShortSummary = When Ellie's Aunt Cecilia, with whom Joey does not get along, sends a telegram saying she's coming for a visit, Joey devises a scheme wherein Larry fakes a broken leg in order to occupy the guestroom.
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| EpisodeNumber = 56
| EpisodeNumber2 = 24
| Title = We're Going to Have a Baby
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|3|2}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie tells Joey that she is expecting a baby. Joey promptly tells everyone in his television audience the blessed news, causing an avalanche of baby gifts to be sent to the Barnes home.
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| EpisodeNumber = 57
| EpisodeNumber2 = 25
| Title = The Baby Formula
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|3|9}}
| ShortSummary = Since Joey has passed an Expectant Fathers' class with flying colors, Ellie agrees to trust him with a friend's baby for a few hours. When he needs to whip up some baby formula, Joey follows what he thinks is the recipe, but in reality it is a recipe for Turkey stuffing that Ellie is planning to make.
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| EpisodeNumber = 58
| EpisodeNumber2 = 26
| Title = Joey's Dramatic Debut
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Stan Dreben
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|3|16}}
| ShortSummary = Joey lands a part in a dramatic picture, but finds the transition from comedy to drama more difficult, and painful, than he had anticipated.
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| EpisodeNumber = 59
| EpisodeNumber2 = 27
| Title = Joey and the Laundry Bag
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson &
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|3|23}}
| ShortSummary = Natalie Tribly and Mildred Cosgrove, the two laundresses, get Joey to let them on his show by putting starch in his undershorts. However, he draws the line at giving them a free plug for their laundry business.
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| EpisodeNumber = 60
| EpisodeNumber2 = 28
| Title = The Masquerade Party
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|3|30}}
| ShortSummary = Joey is supposed to go to a party dressed as Robin Hood, but he changes his mind at the last minute and decides to go in a matador's outfit because he sees himself as slim and dashing.
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| EpisodeNumber = 61
| EpisodeNumber2 = 29
| Title = Joey, the Good Samaritan
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Ray Singer &
Dick Chevillat
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|4|6}}
| ShortSummary = Natalie Tribly and Mildred Cosgrove, the two laundresses, con Joey into letting Mildred's niece sing on his television show.
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| EpisodeNumber = 62
| EpisodeNumber2 = 30
| Title = My Son, the Doctor
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|4|13}}
| ShortSummary = Joey practices prenatal suggestion on Ellie by repeating "our son is going to be a doctor" in her ear while she sleeps. Ellie has heard it so much that she has a dream about her son as a doctor operating on a long time friend of the family.
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| EpisodeNumber = 63
| EpisodeNumber2 = 31
| Title = The Expectant Father
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Fred Freeman,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|4|20}}
| ShortSummary = Joey gets a big head about his skills as a future dad after he does well in a class for expectant fathers. Larry challenges him by saying anyone, including himself, can do as well.
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| EpisodeNumber = 64
| EpisodeNumber2 = 32
| Title = The Baby Nurse
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|4|27}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and Ellie have a difference over who to hire to be the nanny, with Ellie wanting to hire Hilda and Joey being very much against it.
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| EpisodeNumber = 65
| EpisodeNumber2 = 33
| Title = My Buddy, My Buddy
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Stan Dreben,
Ralph Goodman
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|5|4}}
| ShortSummary = Buddy Hackett, Joey's old friend, comes to visit. Buddy also delights in playing practical jokes on Joey. The jokes increase in number and intensity, ending with the arrest of Danny Thomas, another friend of Joey's.
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| EpisodeNumber = 66
| EpisodeNumber2 = 34
| Title = The Baby Cometh
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|5|11}}
| ShortSummary = While awaiting the baby's arrival Joey tries to appear calm and cool, but in reality he's a bundle of nerves. In the waiting room, he and the other prospective fathers exchange stories.
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Season 3 (1963–64)

All season 3 episodes were broadcast in color.

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| EpisodeNumber = 67
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = The Baby's First Day
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
John Tackaberry
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|9|21}}
| ShortSummary = Joey brings Ellie and Joey Jr. home from the hospital, and his concern for them transcends reason. His insistence that everyone who comes near this child must wear a mask leads to complications when Joey himself is suspected of being an armed bandit.
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| EpisodeNumber = 68
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Joey Plugs the Laundry
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|9|28}}
| ShortSummary = Joey plugs the Mil-Nat Laundry on his show saying they are the best, and gets sued by the Laundry Association for inferring the other laundries were bad. When Joey retracts his endorsement, the ladies of Mil-Nat sue Joey.
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| EpisodeNumber = 69
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Joey's Mustache
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Sam Denoff,
Bill Persky
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|10|5}}
| ShortSummary = Joey grows a mustache but everybody hates it, begging him to shave it off. But Joey thinks it makes him look like a debonair film star.
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| EpisodeNumber = 70
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Danny Gives Joey Advice
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|10|12}}
| ShortSummary = Joey discusses parenting challenges with Danny Thomas and they imagine themselves as rebellious younger versions of themselves.
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| EpisodeNumber = 71
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = The Baby Sitter
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane &
Ernest Chambers
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|10|19}}
| ShortSummary = With nurse Hilda away on vacation and Ellie planning a date night out for Joey and her, Joey is worried about leaving the baby with a stranger for the first time.
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| EpisodeNumber = 72
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = Joey's Lost What-Cha-Ma-Call-It
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Ernest Chambers,
Harry Crane
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|10|26}}
| ShortSummary = Joey receives a card from a hotel where he'd recently stayed, stating that he'd left something behind. He has no idea what it was, so he can't identify it to the hotel concierge. Special appearance by Sterling Holloway and Jack Benny.
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| EpisodeNumber = 73
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Two Little Maids Are We
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|11|2}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie is taking the baby to see her mother and asks Larry to keep Joey company while she is gone. But the guys have too much time on their hands and quickly find themselves in trouble.
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| EpisodeNumber = 74
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Joey's Surprise for Ellie
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Stan Dreben,
Ralph Goodman
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|11|9}}
| ShortSummary = Joey buys Ellie a black wig and she becomes suspicious of his motive, causing a little spat. But a date at a night club reveals where he might have gotten his inspiration.
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| EpisodeNumber = 75
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = Joey Jr.'s TV Debut
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|11|30}}
| ShortSummary = Joey Jr is making his TV debut with everyone looking forward to being a part of it. But Joey Sr says it's just for family which becomes a problem when Ellie freezes on camera.
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| EpisodeNumber = 76
| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = Bobby Rydell Plugs Ellie's Song
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
John Tackaberry
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|12|14}}
| ShortSummary = Joey has Bobby Rydell as a guest on his show and invites him to dinner. A problem arises because Ellie has written a song and sees it as a hit if Bobby is the one who records it.
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| EpisodeNumber = 77
| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = The Baby's First Christmas
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|12|21}}
| ShortSummary = Santa will make an appearance, as soon as Jillson and Joey quit arguing over who's going to play Mr. Claus.
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| EpisodeNumber = 78
| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = Ellie Gives Joey First Aid
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Stan Dreben,
Ralph Goodman
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1963|12|28}}
| ShortSummary = Joey lets Ellie practice first aid on him but a problem occurs when she can't remove the casts on his arms. Larry takes Joey to the hospital to remove the casts but in a misunderstanding he is admitted.
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| EpisodeNumber = 79
| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = Vic Damone Brainwashes Joey
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Teleplay by
Danny Simon &
Milt Rosen
Story by
Danny Simon &
Mel Diamond
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|1|4}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and Vic Damone are on a tour to entertain troops and one morning Joey wakes up speaking Russian. After learning Vic has been to Russia, he believes the two of them are part of an elaborate spy plot.
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| EpisodeNumber = 80
| EpisodeNumber2 = 14
| Title = Jack Carter Helps Joey Propose
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|1|18}}
| ShortSummary = Joey has old friend Jack Carter on his show which gives them a chance to reminisce about when Joey was first dating Ellie. An unusual dinner together with Jack's wife gives Ellie an idea about showbiz marriage.
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| EpisodeNumber = 81
| EpisodeNumber2 = 15
| Title = Joey's Hideaway Cabin
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Paul Bregman,
Harvey Helm
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|1|25}}
| ShortSummary = Joey is feeling stress from his job so Ellie rents a rustic cabin so he can relax. But city boy Joey isn't cut out for country life and ends up even more frustrated than before. Don Knotts makes a guest appearance.
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| EpisodeNumber = 82
| EpisodeNumber2 = 16
| Title = Zsa Zsa Redecorates
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|2|1}}
| ShortSummary = Zsa Zsa Gabor decides that Joey Jr.'s room is not masculine enough and takes it upon herself to redecorate it - much to Ellie's dismay.
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| EpisodeNumber = 83
| EpisodeNumber2 = 17
| Title = Double Play from Foster to Durocher to Joey
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Sam Denoff,
Bill Persky
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|2|8}}
| ShortSummary = The Dodgers need a Master of Ceremonies for a banquet and Joey immediately thinks of their number one NY fan, Phil Foster. A problem arises since Phil has not forgiven the team for moving to Los Angeles. Dodger's coach Leo Durocher is asked to win him over but instead tempers flare.
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| EpisodeNumber = 84
| EpisodeNumber2 = 18
| Title = Joey Insults Jack E. Leonard
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Jerry Belson,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|2|15}}
| ShortSummary = Famous insult comedian Jack E. Leonard guests on Joey's show and doesn't ridicule him once. Joey is then convinced Jack doesn't like him and is determined to find out why. It could be over a teddy bear misunderstanding.
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| EpisodeNumber = 85
| EpisodeNumber2 = 19
| Title = Joey the Comedian vs. Larry the Writer
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|2|22}}
| ShortSummary = Larry's award for TV Critics' Best Comedy Writer quickly goes to his head, while he teases Joey for coming in 12th as Best Comedian. This leads to a fight between the two friends.
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| EpisodeNumber = 86
| EpisodeNumber2 = 20
| Title = Joey and Roberta Sherwood Play a Benefit
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|2|29}}
| ShortSummary = Joey is hosting a charity fundraiser and Roberta Sherwood agrees to perform several musical numbers. Ellie causes delays and laughs when she cannot find an outfit different from the other women guests. Dawn Wells appears as Larry's girlfriend.
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| EpisodeNumber = 87
| EpisodeNumber2 = 21
| Title = Joey and Buddy Hackett Have a Luau
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Teleplay by
Stan Dreben,
Ralph Goodman, &
Jerry Belsen
Story by
Stan Dreben &
Ralph Goodman
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|3|7}}
| ShortSummary = On the night when Joey is to entertain the sponsor, comedian Buddy Hackett plays a practical joke on Joey, by getting rid of all the furniture and creating a luau.
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| EpisodeNumber = 88
| EpisodeNumber2 = 22
| Title = Hilda, the Maid, Quits
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|3|14}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and Ellie misinterpret a phone call of Hilda's and conclude she is about to quit. They go overboard on making their maid's life perfect so she won't leave.
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| EpisodeNumber = 89
| EpisodeNumber2 = 23
| Title = Every Dog Should Have a Boy
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Stan Dreben,
Ralph Goodman
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|3|28}}
| ShortSummary = Joey mentions his love of dogs on his TV show and his fans drop off several dozen at his apartment. Between jokes Larry suggests gifting them to children who have their parents permission.
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| EpisodeNumber = 90
| EpisodeNumber2 = 24
| Title = Weekend in the Mountains
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|4|4}}
| ShortSummary = Joey is headed to the Catskills to relax and it starts him reminiscing about working there ten years earlier. Performing with Al Fisher and Lou Marks, they endure cranky guests turned hecklers due to the non-stop rain.
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| EpisodeNumber = 91
| EpisodeNumber2 = 25
| Title = Joey, Jack Jones and the Genie
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|4|11}}
| ShortSummary = After Joey has Jack Jones (singer) on his show and admiring his talent, he precedes to have a fantasy dream that night. In it Ellie is a genie and grants Joey's wish to be a pop singer (Joey Grasshopper) pursued by fanatical young fans. Ed McMahon makes a guest appearance.
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| EpisodeNumber = 92
| EpisodeNumber2 = 26
| Title = Joey and Shecky Greene
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|4|18}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie thinks her butcher Herbie (Shecky Greene) is a talented comedian, but Joey is tired of auditioning people she knows. Ellie tricks her husband into going to the market to see how funny Herbie is.
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| EpisodeNumber = 93
| EpisodeNumber2 = 27
| Title = Andy Williams Visits Joey
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Dick Chevillat,
Ray Singer
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|4|25}}
| ShortSummary = A battle of the sexes flares when Andy Williams and his wife, Claudine Longet, pay a call on Joey and Ellie. Aware that their wives have arranged for them to be "surprise" guest entertainers at their Ladies' Club dinner for the fifth consecutive year, Joey and Andy openly defy their wives and decide on a "sitdown" strike. Robert Goulet and Danny Thomas make a guest appearance.
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| EpisodeNumber = 94
| EpisodeNumber2 = 28
| Title = Joey and the L.A. Dodgers
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Jerry Belson,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|5|2}}
| ShortSummary = Joey has as his guests several members of the 1963 World Series Championship Los Angeles Dodgers. The teammates show off their various talents, the highlight being Don Drysdale singing "I Left My Heart In San Francisco."
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| EpisodeNumber = 95
| EpisodeNumber2 = 29
| Title = Joey Meets Edgar Bergen
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
John Tackaberry
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|5|9}}
| ShortSummary = Edgar Bergen is a guest on Joey's show and afterwards teaches him some ventriloquism tricks. Joey decides to play a practical joke on everyone at home by making them think a three month old baby can talk.
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| EpisodeNumber = 96
| EpisodeNumber2 = 30
| Title = Joey and Milton and Baby Make Three
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|5|23}}
| ShortSummary = Milton Berle instructs Joey on the in's and out's of being a first time father.
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| EpisodeNumber = 97
| EpisodeNumber2 = 31
| Title = Joey and the Andrews Sisters
| DirectedBy = James V. Kern
| WrittenBy = Harry Crane,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|5|30}}
| ShortSummary = Joey hopes to join the Andrews Sisters in a number when they make an appearance on his show. Problem is he is not a very good singer and the sisters try to find a way to discourage him without hurting his feelings.
| LineColor = 000050
}}
}}

Season 4 (1964–65)

All season 4 episodes were broadcast in black-and-white for this final season on CBS.

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| EpisodeNumber = 98
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Joey Goes to CBS
| DirectedBy = Jerry Paris
| WrittenBy = Jerry Belson,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|9|27}}
| ShortSummary = After Joey's show is canceled, his wife and friends attempt to cheer him up but do a terrible job. After three weeks Joey starts to get depressed but then he receives a very welcome phone call from CBS. Jerry Lewis makes a cameo appearance.
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| EpisodeNumber = 99
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Joey the Patient
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Douglas Morrow
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|10|4}}
| ShortSummary = Joey needs his tonsils removed, but he's terrified about having the surgery.
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| EpisodeNumber = 100
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Joey vs. Oscar Levant
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|10|11}}
| ShortSummary = Everyone in the apartment building is trying to avoid Oscar Levant due to his non-stop complaining. Naturally Ellie invites him to stay for a few days without asking Joey. Joey tries to be a good host but really wants to tell Oscar off.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 101
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Joey and Larry Split
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Arthur Phillips
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|10|18}}
| ShortSummary = Joey forgets to send birthday greetings to Larry's girlfriend Marlene on his show, causing a rift between him and Larry. George Lindsey makes an appearance as Marlene's actual boyfriend.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 102
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = In This Corner, Jan Murray
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Dick Conway,
Roland MacLane
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|10|25}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and guest star Jan Murray agree to put on a comedy boxing show for charity, but Larry gets things mixed up and both men start training for a real fight.
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| EpisodeNumber = 103
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = The Nielsen Box
| DirectedBy = Jerry Paris
| WrittenBy = Sam Locke,
Joel Rapp
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|11|1}}
| ShortSummary = After Joey makes Hilda the butt of his jokes on his show, Hilda calls a TV repairman, from a store with the name Nielsen, to install a UHF converter box on her TV set, leading Joey and Larry to assume the box is from the Nielsen ratings company, which would make her an official Nielsen viewer. They go to great lengths to please her, hoping it will keep her watching.
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| EpisodeNumber = 104
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = You're What, Again?
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Jerry Belson,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|11|8}}
| ShortSummary = Joey finds Ellie has become somewhat evasive toward him, leading him to think she wants a divorce. What he doesn't know is that her evasive attitude is to hide the fact that she is expecting again, because she fears he'll panic upon hearing the news.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 105
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Joey Goes to a Poker Party
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|11|15}}
| ShortSummary = Joey has been sticking close to home during Ellie's pregnancy but is persuaded to go out for an evening. When his poker game lasts all night, he tries to fool Ellie by changing the clocks but she turns the tables on him.
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| EpisodeNumber = 106
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = The Perfect Girl
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|11|22}}
| ShortSummary = Larry is head over heels over a beautiful woman he started dating, but fears their relationship will lead to marriage, for which he is ill-prepared. He gets Joey and Ellie to tell her that it's over between them.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 107
| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = Joey's Courtship
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Charles Stewart
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|11|29}}
| ShortSummary = Joey describes to Larry how smoothly his courtship of Ellie had been, how simple and uncomplicated it was, though it turns out Ellie felt cheated, and wanted so much more.
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| EpisodeNumber = 108
| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = Ellie Goes to Court
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|12|6}}
| ShortSummary = Ellie goes to court to contest a traffic ticket she inists is unjust, but Joey would rather she just pay the fine.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 109
| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = Jillson's Toupee
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|12|13}}
| ShortSummary = Tenants of the apartment house complain that Jillson is too busy admiring himself to do any work. (This is a result of Joey giving him a toupee for his birthday, causing a surprising personality change.) But Jillson says he would rather lose his job than his new hair.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 110
| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = A Hobby for Ellie
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Iz Elinson,
Fred S. Fox
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1964|12|29}}
| ShortSummary = Joey doesn't want Ellie doing any housework while she is pregnant and encourages her to take up a hobby to occupy her time. But it's Joey and Larry who start creating art, turning it into a destructive competition.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 111
| EpisodeNumber2 = 14
| Title = Rusty Arrives
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|1|5}}
| ShortSummary = Joey's nephew Rusty Williams (Rusty Hamer, of "Make Room For Daddy") comes to stay with Joey and Ellie. Joey and Ellie are shocked to see that he conducts himself like a well-behaved gentleman instead of a typical teenager.
| LineColor = 006400
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| EpisodeNumber = 112
| EpisodeNumber2 = 15
| Title = The Weed City Story
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven,
Charles Stewart
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|1|12}}
| ShortSummary = Joey and Larry head out of town for a short golf outing and make an error in stopping in a small hamlet. The hotel manager (Cliff Arquette as his Charlie Weaver character) recognizes Joey as a celebrity and keeps coming up with schemes to keep him in town for a ceremony on Saturday.
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| EpisodeNumber = 113
| EpisodeNumber2 = 16
| Title = Rusty's Education
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|1|19}}
| ShortSummary = Now that Rusty (Rusty Hamer, of "Make Room For Daddy") is a college student, he keeps asking Joey questions that Joey doesn't know the answer to. In order to seem smart, he and Larry ask for help from a convicted bookmaker with a photographic mind.
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| EpisodeNumber = 114
| EpisodeNumber2 = 17
| Title = The Sultan's Gift
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Jerry Belson
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|1|26}}
| ShortSummary = The State Department asks Joey to perform for a visiting Sultan and after the potentate enjoys what he sees, he gifts Joey two harem girls. Ellie is dismayed but the government says they must keep them to help with foreign relations.
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| EpisodeNumber = 115
| EpisodeNumber2 = 18
| Title = Joey Entertains Rusty's Fraternity
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|2|2}}
| ShortSummary =
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| EpisodeNumber = 116
| EpisodeNumber2 = 19
| Title = The Do-It-Yourself Nursery
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|2|9}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 117
| EpisodeNumber2 = 20
| Title = The Sergeant's Testimonial
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|2|16}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 118
| EpisodeNumber2 = 21
| Title = Joey Changes Larry's Luck
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Jerry Belson
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|2|23}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 119
| EpisodeNumber2 = 22
| Title = Never Put It in Writing
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Tom Adair,
James Allardice,
Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|3|2}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 120
| EpisodeNumber2 = 23
| Title = Larry's Habit
| DirectedBy = Edward M. Hillie
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|3|9}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 121
| EpisodeNumber2 = 24
| Title = Joey the Star Maker
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Jerry Belson,
Garry Marshall
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|3|16}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 122
| EpisodeNumber2 = 25
| Title = What'll You Have?
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|3|23}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 123
| EpisodeNumber2 = 26
| Title = Joey Discovers Jackie Clark
| DirectedBy = Mel Ferber
| WrittenBy = Carl Kleinschmitt,
Dale McRaven
| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1965|3|30}}
| ShortSummary =
| LineColor = 006400
}}
}}

External links

{{imdb title|0054552|The Joey Bishop Show}}
{{tv.com show|the-joey-bishop-show-1961|The Joey Bishop Show}}

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