1. Topics of stories and essays

2. Notes

3. References

I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood is a 2010 humor book by Dave Barry. In the book, Barry talks about parenthood, being a celebrity, technology, his screenplay career, a Twilight spoof, and a 24 script. The book was published in 2010. He also mentions in each essay about a random thing.

Topics of stories and essays

• "Solving The Celebrity Problem": He mentions the Kardashians and how only Caitlyn Jenner (referenced as Bruce Jenner){{efn|Jenner changed his name due to gender transition in 2015.^[1] }} has done the work.
• "Technology": He mentions that even if you use a magnifying glass an inch away from the TV, you can't see ones & zeros in Jack Bauer's nose when it's the size of the Lincoln Tunnel.
• "Parenthood": Dads don't gator.
• "The Big Dumpster": Barry mentions that he wrote two ideas; one with superhuman chickens, and one with political themes, including the President doing the Hokey Pokey, titled Chickens!, and Head of State.
• "Fangs of Endearment": He has vampires, werewolves, and Zamboni machines.

Notes

References

• Richard Rolle
• Richard Rolle de Hampole
• Richard Rolle Hampole
• Richard Rolle of Hampole
• Richard Roma
• Richard Rorty
• Richard Rose (mystic)
• Richard Roswell Lyman
• Richard Rothe
• Richard Roundtree
• Richard Routley
• Richard Rowley
• Richard Roxburgh
• Richard Rubinstein
• Richard Rudolph
• Richard Rusczyk
• Richard Rush
• Richard Russell
• Richard Russell (doctor)
• Richard Russell Jr
• Richard Russell Jr.
• Richard Russo
• Richard Ryder
• Richard Ryder, Baron Ryder of Wensum
• Richard Ryder (politician, born 1766)