The plot concerned the goings on at the estate of the wealthy, eccentric Randolf Stonehill, heir to a corn oil fortune, and involved long-suffering butler and head of the household staff Albert, who'd known Randolf when they were children, groundskeeper Rick who had eyes for maid Lupe, chauffeur Jerry, handyman Dwayne, and Randolf's materialistic, yet good-hearted wife Hillary. Rounding out the cast was Lupe's mischievous son Elvis.
| Nº | Title | Directed by: | Written by: | Original air date{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=1 | Title=Diamond in the Roughage | DirectedBy=Shelley Jensen | WrittenBy=Paul K. Taylor | 1987|9|19}} | ShortSummary=Randolph buys a diamond ring to give to his wife on her birthday. He asks Albert to keep it out of her sight, and Albert misplaces it. The staff must find it before Randolph asks for it. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=2 | Title=Puppy Love | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|9|26}} | ShortSummary=Rick secretly gives Hilary a puppy named Albert, and soon the staff think Hilary is having a love affair with Albert the butler. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=3 | Title=Madame Butterfat | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|10|3}} | ShortSummary=A visiting opera singer mistakenly believes Albert has a crush on her after she receives an anonymous love letter. The letter was not from Albert, but he must play along. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=4 | Title=Safe at Home | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|10|10}} | ShortSummary=Albert hears a rumor that he is about to be fired, so he writes and gives a caustic letter of resignation to the Stonehills. When he finds out the rumor was false, he must get the letter back before anyone reads it. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=5 | Title=Good Impressions | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|10|17}} | ShortSummary=To entertain an unexpected guest Albert impersonates Randolph, unaware of the fact that the man is a potential business associate of Randolph. Everyone at the manor becomes someone else. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=6 | Title=The Fondle Workout | DirectedBy=Rene Auberjonois | WrittenBy= | 1987|10|24}} | ShortSummary=Lupe learns that Hillary wants to have a baby. She becomes convinced that Jerry is the chosen father. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=7 | Title=Full Dress | DirectedBy=Bill Foster | WrittenBy=Steven Kunes | 1987|10|31}} | ShortSummary=The body of Randolph's recently deceased cousin is delivered to the manor just as the staff is preparing for the Stonehills' anniversary party. Albert must oversee the party and a funeral. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=8 | Title=I Led Three Wives | DirectedBy=Whitney J. LeBlanc | WrittenBy=Barbara Azrialy,
Ken Eulo | 1987|11|7}} | ShortSummary=Having led the Stonehills into believing he is married, Dwayne talks Jerry into becoming his pretend wife when they ask to meet her. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=9 | Title=All in a Knight's Work | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|11|14}} | ShortSummary=In order to impress Hilary, Randolph decides to stage a burglary in which he will catch the crooks and save the day. Things don't go as planned, and Hillary ends up saving the day. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=10 | Title=Egg MacGuffin | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|11|21}} | ShortSummary=Randolph decides to auction off a jeweled egg which Albert gave him as collateral for a loan he never paid back. The egg is part of the Dudley family. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=11 | Title=An Aunt Hill for Hillary | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|11|28}} | ShortSummary=After a business venture fails, Randolph asks Hillary and Albert to play host to his hostile aunt. Her visit comes the same time a new pet llama arrives. The staff must keep the aunt happy or Randolph will lose his company. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=12 | Title=Ballet Ruse | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1987|12|5}} | ShortSummary=KGB agents attempt to capture Rick, who is the exact double of a defecting Soviet ballet dancer. The KGB have orders to bring the dancer back to the USSR. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=13 | Title=Tea for Tuba | DirectedBy=Lee Shallat | WrittenBy= | 1988|1|30}} | ShortSummary=While the Stonehills are on vacation, someone on the staff breaks a valuable urn. The staff decide to turn the manor into a hotel in order to raise enough money to replace the urn. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=14 | Title=Star Struck | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy= | 1988|2|6}} | ShortSummary=A jealous Randolph arranges to chaperon a dinner that Hillary is having with an old flame of hers. The old flame is now a Hollywood hunk. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=15 | Title=The Lady's Not for Spurning | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy=Paul K. Taylor | 1988|2|13}} | ShortSummary=Albert finds himself pursued by a vamp whom he once had a brief encounter with while on holiday in Hawaii. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=16 | Title=Baby on Board | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy=Don Hart | 1988|2|20}} | ShortSummary=Rick is mystified by a toddler that Lupe had agreed to baby sit. He finds the child wandering around the manor, but thinks it's an alien. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=17 | Title=Now, for a Re-Butle | DirectedBy=Shelley Jensen | WrittenBy=Chip Hayes | 1988|2|27}} | ShortSummary=With the Stonehills expecting important guests, Albert asks Jerry to fill in as butler so he can attend a wedding. Jerry does a great job, leaving Albert worried he may be replaced. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=18 | Title=Chinny Chin Chum | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy=Rob Dames,
Bob Fraser | 1988|3|5}} | ShortSummary=Randolph sends Rick out to pick up lunch for his guests, but Rick returns with a pig that was stolen from a local college.The pig turns out to be the college mascot. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=19 | Title=Randolph's Mom | DirectedBy=Shelley Jensen | WrittenBy=Florence Peluso | 1988|4|23}} | ShortSummary=The entire staff must think of a plan to prevent Randolph's mother from selling the manor. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=20 | Title=Come Flu with Me | DirectedBy=Shelley Jensen | WrittenBy=Patt Shea,
Harriett Weiss | 1988|4|30}} | ShortSummary=Hilary and Albert must run the entire manor themselves when everybody else has come down with the flu. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=21 | Title=Amusing Grace | DirectedBy=Rob Dames | WrittenBy=Rob Dames,
Bob Fraser | 1988|5|7}} | ShortSummary=Rick decides to withdraw himself from high society after once again embarrassing Hilary in public. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=22 | Title=Button Your Beau | DirectedBy=Bill Foster | WrittenBy=Ronald J. Fields | 1988|5|7}} | ShortSummary=An old lover of Lupe's shows up at the manor, and it turns out he was involved at one time with Hilary. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=23 | Title=Gorilla My Dreams | DirectedBy=Rene Auberjonois | WrittenBy=Courtney Burr,
Frank Rehwaldt | 1988|5|21}} | ShortSummary=Rick takes Randolph's place in an ape suit to attend the Stonehills' masquerade party, there is a real ape that escaped also hanging around the manor. | LineColor=CDAD00
}}{{Episode list | EpisodeNumber=24 | Title=If You Knew Sushi | DirectedBy=Shelley Jensen | WrittenBy=Nick Gore,
Jerry Jacobius,
Patt Shea,
Harriett Weiss | 1988|5|28}} | ShortSummary=Albert plays the part of a Geisha girl when the manor is turned into a Japanese tea house for one of Randolph's clients. | LineColor=CDAD00
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